The original. Group-chat keywords, textbook semantics.

do greet(words name) {
    yell("yo " + name + "!")
}
greet("world")

Same engine. Boardroom vocabulary. int / func / return.

func greet(str name) {
    print("hello " + name)
}
greet("world")

Arr! Code be a quest, output be a holler, ye scallywag.

quest greet(scroll name) {
    holler("ahoy " + name + "!")
}
greet("matey")

Code that reads like a dua — bismillah to begin, ameen to return.

bismillah greet(kalma name) {
    azaan("salam " + name)
}
greet("world")